Anonymous asked
Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?
Penis blast hilarious
penis blast nefarious
diverse types of penis blast call the penis blast various
penis blast electrical
penis blast delectable
penis blast campaigning call the penis blast electable
After beating it, I just HAD to paint a poster for Zelda Tears of the Kingdom
commission requests - portfolio - twitter - ig - bluesky
I sent a letter today - something I haven’t done for years

It’s full of plastic bread clips

It’s for Science
At the risk of loosing some mystery, I think I should add some context:

There’s this website-I mean, scientific organization called the Holotypic Occlupanid Reasurch Group.

They are a group of abiologists who study and classify Bread clips.
I found a species that has not yet been described:

Yay for citizen science 👍
wtf?
Apparently HORG is widely appreciated by pediatricians since knowing exactly what kind of Occlupanid a child may have swallowed makes removing it safely much easier
IIRC this is actually part of the reason HORG was started. A man swallowed a breadclip and the clip closed around part of his tissue linings (in his intestines I think?). The specific shape and flexibility of the clip were significant determining factors in the removal process, as some bread clips have spikes and prongs that would have made extraction more complicated. They started the taxonomy so they could work out extraction techniques for each type.
are you fucking kidding me occlu like oculus or close and panid like bread. its a fancy word for breadcloser
happy very specific archive thursday, everyone
generational difference between people who learnt the word kin on tiktok and think it is a fun way of saying u identify somewhat with a character VS people who learnt the word kin on tumblr where people would threaten each other about kin lists because they genuinely believed they were a manifested reincarnation of karkat homestuck
genuinely people would have tiered lists of kins, from it's okay to follow me if you kin this, to never interact w me if any of your mutuals are kin w this because this is literally me
people were kinblocking like it was the beaches of fucking normandy
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I feel like practicing any skill would be way more fun if I could have a lil level increase thing that pops up in front of me every time I do good like in Skyrim
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“Push ups increased to level 5”
“Writing dialogue increased to level 37”
“Coping mechanisms (healthy) increased to level 18”
i love how this site has gone from we love yaoi to we hate yaoi to merry yaoimas to calling anything between two men yaoi. honestly i think it's hilarious as someone who was obsessed with yaoi at age 12 and would have "yaoi nights" were after a stressful day at school i would just hide in my room and read yaoi manga all night.
buses are like huge docile animals to me. so sweet and gentle and kind. what a creature.
placing my hand tenderly in between a busses headlights and leaving my face in to press my forehead onto the windshield.
gamzee looking at pets but the pets are curious about him back
i've been thinking about this dumb horny au too much today. the jades run the place and that's kanaya showing gamzee around. it's part brothel part pet shop, he's being taken back to look at untouched pets of Higher Quality.
Ooccoo from The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Joanne from The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
Ready for Pride Month!
















